Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->