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A brAnd nEw lOve stOry STARRING
A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

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Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..



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May, 19 2010     488 chars (4 sms)     2126 views       Funny

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A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,

Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,

phir bhi koi gham de to,

9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->


The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->
I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
Children
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?