Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta
Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     392 chars (3 sms)     2222 views       Funny

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Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
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Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai