Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

May, 19 2010 230 chars (2 sms) 1949 views Funny

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Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.

Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.

Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.

Wife: Kyo?

Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :

larke wale hum ko

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Girlfriend Chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-

pagal khaney main

Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Life is difficult,

Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

Assalam-0-Alikum Aaj ki taza khabar..

Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..

News Paper mein hay...........

jab lite band hoti h

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

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