Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

May, 19 2010 230 chars (2 sms) 2117 views Funny

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Wife : Beggar

Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Once james bond

Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

ooiy yaroo

ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo

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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

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flert ko tum end karo

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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo

ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha

ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->

pappu arz karta hy

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

One Technical question:

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

You are a DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

gadha masjid main ghus gia

Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->

boy dear look into

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->

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