Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

May, 19 2010 308 chars (2 sms) 2124 views Funny

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Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .

Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Funny

A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai

5 baj gaye hain

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

nafsiati tha

Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...

give me sweet kiss

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Attitude of girls:

Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.

a mothers love for

A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .

yes or no

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar

BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se

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