AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     207 chars (2 sms)     2783 views       Funny

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kafi hai ya or likhon?''
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