4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
  

May, 19 2010     314 chars (2 sms)     2403 views       Funny

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