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Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N
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Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N
Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai N
Jab Kuttay Ki Maut Aati Hai Na
Tou Wo Marr Jata Hai ;->
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May, 19 2010
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|| Height Of Self-Confidence ||
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||
Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"
Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
man to a lady in a c
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"
Lady:Y?
Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
Dear customer! You
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
mere boovay aggay potti kinnay
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
God Sends
God
Sends
Us
Meat,
The
Devil
Sends
Us
Cooks.
Proverb
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
1.
2.
3.
.
.
Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Muncipalty Van
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
Similarity between
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?
Dono ne kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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