Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

May, 20 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2581 views Funny

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ishq hai to izhaar

ishq hai to izhaar b hona chahiye admi ko shakal se bimar b hona chahiye yadon se kehdo 1 din ki chhuti de do
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aakhir ishq main irtwaar b hona chahiye..

**Preaty **Karina **Amisha

**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

height of shame

Height of shame :

A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?

Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...

funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

jab tum aine ke paas

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
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_l?bachi hy yaar..

ao chupan chupai khelty hen

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi

Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To

Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

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