Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->

May, 20 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2555 views Funny

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Aik Nars ka Mangaitar

Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.

paki guys to indians

paki Guys to indians tum dekhtay raho. . .
kheltay raho. . .
kartay raho click
bhabi bana kar lay ayega sania ko shoaib malik. . .

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Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.

mothers hold their

Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Pathan participated in a cooking

Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
.
.
.
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"Naswar Ghosht"

Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s

Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)

in soft gleaming nig

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B"DAY 2 U...

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru

''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P

Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja

Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)

Zara jo door jaty ho,

Tab ehsas hota hai

k baqi kuch nhi rehta

Mere jevan k angan main

Meri khushion k daman main

Tere bin kuch nhi rahta

Udasi Chahee rahti hai

Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain

Din Sadion se lagte hain

In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai

Umeden marne lagti hain

Tere hathon se mere hath

Achank choot jate hain

Mere Armaan Roty hain

Tujhe awaz dete hain

Tujhe wapas Bulate hain

Suno Laot Aao na

Suno Laot Aao Na

Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)

HaPPy NeW YeAr

HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA

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Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

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