Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . ......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . . 18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!