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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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In battle Sardar g
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Sardar g replied
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Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka
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Question : What do you call
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
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Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
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''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat
*EID MUBARAK*
heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
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Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
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Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
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