Tusi sadi jaan ho

Tusi sadi jaan ho
Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
  

May, 20 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2654 views       Funny

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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,


Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->


Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->