Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
