Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  

May, 20 2010     82 chars (1 sms)     1929 views       Funny

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Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!



to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :

Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?

Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.

Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?

Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...



Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "