A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@
''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child my Kaka is ill ek Week Da, Na eat da,na Sleep da, Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da, nl nak v leak da
Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, Wo, Hum Larke Walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
