A beggar meets another beggar.

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A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
  
May, 20 2010     207 chars (2 sms)     4129 views       Funny

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Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,

wah wah

Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,




"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Q:Why is a Sardarji


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Today Is Smart People''s Day
Today Is Smart People''s Day

So Send this Msg to Someone

Who looks Smart

Plz Dont send back to me

B''coz

Tung aa Gaya Hon

I''ve Already Read
997388937 Msgz :S
What’s the diff between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Young girl praying :
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
Not every flower
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
I''ve written nice poem 4 you
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri
HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,

Wife: Wo kiA ???

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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
ek dost ne doosrey s


Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Aaj K Baad
Aaj K Baad

Na Mujhe


Call Kerna


Na hii



Miscall Dena


Aur

Na Sms Kerne


Ki Koshish Kerna



Kyun K

COMMANDAR SAFE GUARD

Ne Mujhe Har Waqt Jaraseem Se Duur Rehne K Liye Kaha Hy

Tick Tick TicK . . . ;->

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