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A beggar meets another beggar.
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
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May, 20 2010
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Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost.
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
?
?
?
?
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
Kesay Ho Ab?
Kesay Ho Ab?
Theek Ho?
Dard Ho Raha Hay?
Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna
Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
.
.
.
.
Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Lamha lamha Faza mein
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,
Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,
Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera
YAÄR
Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
Shuru
Shuru
ALLAH ke naam se
JO bara rehm wala ha
main pana mangta hun us shetan se
jo
jo
jo
jo
mera sms perh raha ha
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !
Translate It Into English . . . !
My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
Naraz ho kia?
Naraz ho kia?
Lakin muj se kyun?
Mana k bohat taklif me ho
Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th
yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,
Un me ma tu nai the na?
Ek bacha apne
Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.
Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?
Why Does A Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERAL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?
B''coz
Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
Mere Sugar Se Mithay Milk Se Goray
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
Journalist:
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?
Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain
Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,
Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)
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