A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

May, 20 2010 207 chars (2 sms) 2570 views Funny

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A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

my Wife Recently has Lost her voic

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

Purpose Of Life . . .

Purpose Of Life . . .

GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say

"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->

I''m so proud of .... M Y S E L F ....

I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D

According To A New Study ....

According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially

''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->

Experiencd Man Says:

Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start Whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, Whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...

9 boys came with roses.

1 boy came with

"Molvi"

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto''n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

Sharminda tab nahi hotay

jab Zuban se buri BAAT nikal jaye

aur sharminda ham tab b nahi hotey

jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD nikal jaye

Aray Sharmindagi to tab hoti hai hamain

Jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or Zor se PAAD nikal jaye.
) '' (
/ )..)..poooon..
L_/_/,

Sardar kay 8 bachon

Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).

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A beggar meets another beggar.

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