A beggar meets another beggar.

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

May, 20 2010 207 chars (2 sms) 2671 views Funny

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)

INDIA WORLD CUP

Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum

faraz

magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili

oohhhh.. :))

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

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A beggar meets another beggar.

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