meera and i can speak english

Aur ab lolywood pesh krta ha ek aur
new movie.
Guess what ?
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My name is MEERA and i can speak ENGLISH...;->

May, 05 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2579 views Funny

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Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

A Black Guy Was

A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God

He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->

A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Angraiz:

Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..

Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!

Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..

Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!

During a mArAthon...

During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...

so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!

And cAme 1st..!

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

After That.

Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"

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