Teacher to student

Teacher to student
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
  

May, 20 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2043 views       Funny

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Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest





Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"


Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!
A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
His Mom GetS angrY & AskS Him:
DiD yOu See AnythIng thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)
Jo Log Sms Wusool Kr Rahe hen Un Se Guzarish hy
K
Jawabi Sms
Laazmi irsaal Kren

Jawab Mosool Na honay Ki Surat men sms Ki Farahmi
Munqata Krdi Jaeygi.
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy


Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?


Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?


Maarte Tou Nahi


Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo




25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho



Ab Bhugto ... ;->