Teacher to student

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D

May, 20 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2179 views Funny

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a bf brought present

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

End of the World in 2012 means

End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

EK sharabi apni eyes

EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?

Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..

Mom: Kyu mara..?

Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..

Mom: Kyu kaha..?

Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->

L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE

Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)

"LOVE"

"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...

Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye

Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye

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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->

many many happy retu

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.

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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Kash koi “

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Teacher:what is

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