U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  

May, 20 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     1902 views       Funny

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1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi


Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age


Well I Said


The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17





So All In All





67 Years ... ;->
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D