2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.

2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...

May, 20 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 1899 views Funny

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A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Ustad Shagird Batao

Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)

bachhe ko pdhaya kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh,

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

ibhrahim saab

ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
.
.
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.
. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!

to b a good profes

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->

Arz kiya hai....

Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-

Life Is A Card Game

Life Is A Card Game

During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see .......how Sweetly I LIE

ca paper dec 2009 has been leaked out

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

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