Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,

sab kuch aata hai jata hai.

Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.

Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
  

May, 20 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2458 views       Funny

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Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

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Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.
According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight


EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???











































































Dard-E-Disco ;-)
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
( SHORTEST JOKE )

Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "

Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!