app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy

app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
  

May, 05 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2352 views       Funny

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