800 Kamro ka mahal ho

800 Kamro ka mahal ho
800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2568 views       Funny

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