Bahu: Maan ji, yeh

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....

May, 21 2010 195 chars (2 sms) 2686 views Funny

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Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

Marriage s like

Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

tum sunya ki bad surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

Happy Summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

''A man had his credit card stolen.

''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Karan Johar is producing a new film

Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Wo haseena wo neelam pari

Hui thi election main khari

Pata nahin kahan se goli chali

Ho gaye musibat khari

Jane kya kya hua

Samjhayon main yeh ab kis kis ko

Dil main mere haiDard-e-Bhutto

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Dil main mere hai

Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto

Women are confusing…

Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.

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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh

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