When I was younger

When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d

May, 21 2010 292 chars (2 sms) 2758 views Funny

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A Man:

A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".

tumhar msg ka intzar

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->

Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..

Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..

CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../

Panjabi Women

''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da

Two guys were

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..

One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" :p ........

kick off ur shoes

Kick off ur shoes,
take a break,
Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake,
light the candles,
cut the cake.
Make it a day,
that"s simply Great!!!
Happy B"Day..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

If A PARATHA

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

U r GENIUS. U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GENIUS.

U r INTELLIGENT.

U r GOOD LOOKING...

U r SMART...

There''s nO Other like u.../

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When I was younger

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