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News Paper mein hay...........
  

May, 21 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2533 views       Funny

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The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
Tee Quotes:

On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
Farishta Murday Say: Main Hisaab Lainay Aaya Hun
Murda: Ayay Ho Mere Zindagi Mein Tum Bahar Bun K
Farishta: Hisaab Shoru
Murda: Pocho Zara Pocho Mujhay Keya Huwa Hai
Farishta: Allah Ko Yaad Kiya
Murda: Kabhi Bhoola Kabhi Yaad Kiya
Farishta: Kiya Tum Allah Say Dartay Ho
Murda: Pyar Keya To Darna Kiya
Farishta: Main Ja Raha Hun
Murda: Akailay Na Jana Mujhay Chor K Tum...
Farishta: Tum Cheez Keya Ho?
Murda: Main Cheez Bari Hon Mast Mast... ;->


Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_

jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .

SEND = SUTTO

INSERT = PAO

DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO

DELETE = MITTI PAO

RUN = NASO

SEARCH = LABO

ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
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