A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->

May, 21 2010 184 chars (2 sms) 1626 views Funny

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab

DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->

"Aham Ellaan"

"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,

jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?

Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?

Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.

bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..

bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..

bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..

uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

sorry

sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!

bus itna he kaha tha

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,

Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->

Pathan 2ble sawari ja

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

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