A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
  

May, 21 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     2624 views       Funny

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CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
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duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo



Ok


Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

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"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Kya kal tm farigh ho?









Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
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On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta