Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!

jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

May, 21 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 1808 views Funny

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Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.

larky waley larki dekhne gaye

Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:

Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)

plz dont neglect th

Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

The guy who

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.

Adnan sAmi kO

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

''jee kia chaheyeh

''jee kia chaheyeh

haan kia chaheyeh???

msg parhna hai?

ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo

yeh mesg hee tu hai''

keep it in the cow

How Can You Delay
Milk Turning Sour .... ???

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Keep It In The Cow ... =P ;)

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Agar Allah Hamare

Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?

Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.

Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..

P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.

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Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai.

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