did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
  

May, 21 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     1868 views       Funny

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Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah



Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...


Kyun k






CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->