Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u

BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN

CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS

so

Transfer it to my account...

May, 21 2010 213 chars (2 sms) 1964 views Funny

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STORY

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."

Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS!

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they

A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time In D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

Doctor''s Luv Letter!

''Lab khamosh hote hain

''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

Question Of The Year

Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?

Q?

Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
(",)
<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P

jab tak zinda hain

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aglay din karenGe,
.
Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

on this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
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