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3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
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3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.
1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.
2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.
3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha
"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->
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May, 05 2010
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Preeto 2 maid:
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
what will u say when
what will u say when india beats china in population..??
CHINI KUM...
meaning of pakistan
Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
..
PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
In A A/C Exam Every
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Wife-1baat bolti hu,
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da
''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;
1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.
4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain
Meri Aankhain Us Ko Dhondti Hain "Faraz"
Jis Ne Masjid Se Meri Jooti Uthai Thi..
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Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.
Your brain will be
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