Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"

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Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"

Flop . . . .

Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"

Aap ka roz subha ko

Aap ka roz subha ko

Hamare ghar aana

Kabhi ghanti bajana

Kabhi darwaza khat khatana

Kabhi pyar se bolna

kabhi ghusey se chillana k

"Ghar Walo"

"Kachra Dey Do" ;->

PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,

PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,

NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,

PEENI HAI CIGRATE TO
GOLD FLAKE KI PIO,

NAVYCUT ME KYA RAKHA
HAI,

KARNI HAI SOSO TO ROAD PAR KARO WASHROOM ME KYA RAKHA HAI.-'';>

importance of percentage

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate

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its sad for a girl

It''s Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ... =P ;)

Girl anounced her

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!

One Lady Delivered Twins

One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)

Aasmaan Ko

Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....

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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D

what isbrm a t h s

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....

Astagfirullah Astagfirullah

Astagfirullah

Astagfirullah

astagfirullah

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

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