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EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
  
May, 22 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2035 views       Funny

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
1 bar 300 pathan ship
1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the

laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?



nothing seriuos...



ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.
chiragh le kar bhi dhondo gy

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
''Boy: what will u give
''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.''
When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!
A SHORT LOVE STORY :
A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
Lover Gives Love
Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->
In Olden Days
In Olden Days,
If A Student Was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He Was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
dazz dazz dazz da

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...

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