Newton ne apple

Newton ne apple
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2317 views       Funny

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Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar


Pagaloon K Shehanshah


Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.





Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)
Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}