Hum janday paye

Hum janday paye
Hum janday paye thay sair ko..Kinare kinare nair ko,Kuta paya nigah mein,Sutta pya tha raah mein,Hum ne gul khila diya,Kute ko thuda laga diya,Kute ne Dandi wad lai,Pini ki Pini kad lai,Itne main hum paj Pare,Cycle de which waj Pare,Kuta Magron le gia..Cycle wala piche pe gia...
  

May, 22 2010     280 chars (2 sms)     1900 views       Funny

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Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!


This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)