A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

May, 22 2010 271 chars (2 sms) 2149 views Funny

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Pakistani Theory

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