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girls remove their sandals
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girls remove their sandals
girls remove their sandals
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
.
.
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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
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May, 05 2010
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Sardar ji ko sarak
Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
Question To Pathan:
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience
Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
A reasent studdi haz shon
A reasent studdi haz shon
dat peepal hoo aar werry
gudd lukeeng aar werry
baddd att spallings... ......... .
Vatt iz yorr
opeeneun???? ?
What Does Tarzan
What Does Tarzan Say When He Sees A Herd Of Elephants With Sunglasses
In The Distance?
Nothing.
He Doesn''t Recognize Them.
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
baray he afsos ki ba
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ
"SMART"people day tha:-(
If U Hve Any Problem
If U Hve Any Problem
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Help U (:
If U Don''t Hve Any
Problem !
Tab Bhi
Mujhy Batao
I''ll Create Problem
Aakhir Dost Hoty Kis
Liye Hyn ...
so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?
A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,
Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
udas kyun kar rahy h
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
kajol is a terrorist
Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
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