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May, 22 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2223 views       Funny

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Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
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Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Define "GUTS"..??







Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,

ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate



Is lia main sochta hon,



k


tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.