Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna. Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"
"My wife is eighty-one. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
