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A woman had triplets
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A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
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May, 22 2010
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son papaaapko yaa
Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha
Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga
To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.
Father: Haan
Son: Gud News He,
Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
i gifted my wife a diamond necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
''Chappal chhoti ho to
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
Filmi life or Asli life
Filmi life or Asli life me kya cheez common hai?
Boy: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shaadi hoti hai;
ASLI LIFE me shadi k baad bahut mushkiley shuru hoti hai
TUM SACHE,
TUM
SACHE,
PYARE,
IMANDAR,
SAMAJDAR,
AQALMAND,
SHAREEF
Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
Why Do All Cricket
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
Doctor To A Kid:
Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna
Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna
Nahi Tou
Nahi Tou
Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,
Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
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