Oye Uthho!!!

Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!

Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?

Haan?

Jab dekho Sota rehti ho


Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?

Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...


I am Sleeping.......:)
  

May, 22 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2377 views       Funny

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1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''