wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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May, 22 2010 101 chars (1 sms) 2104 views Funny

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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->

"HOYE"

"OYE"

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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.

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To The S.H.O,

To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age

Well I Said

The Way U Dress Up

U Look 19

Ur Sweetness Look 15

Ur Smile 16

Ur Face 17

So All In All

67 Years ... ;->

~> Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU"

~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!

JAb Tumhari Shadddi

JAb

Tumhari

Shadddi

Ho

Gi

Tu

Tumhari

Biwi

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Pait

Main

Mera

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Mera

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BHATIJA ho GA

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What Do U Get ?

What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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Think
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Vey Simple....
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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
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Sirf Pet K Dard Pe

Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,

Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->

Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya.

Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->

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