ek sawal hy sochne pe majb00r kia hua hy

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

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meri taqdeer ko dekho

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->

How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,

GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..

Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.

Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees

gadhi ne gadhe se pu

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

**dost**

**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

news alert koi

NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz

Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna

Q
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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

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