Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3048 views

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There Are Very Few

There Are Very Few Things Sadder In This Life
Than
Watching SomeOne Walk Away After They Have Luved U . . .
Watching The Distance Between Ur Boodies Expands Until There''s Nothing Left But Empty Space & Silence . . .

Baithe Hain Honton

Baithe Hain Honton KO see kr Pacahtain Gi AAp,

IshQ jaaG Uthta hY Aksar Aisi Khamoshi K Baad

khoosh haal se tum

khoosh haal se tum bhi lagte ho
yoon afsoorda to hum bhi nahi
per jan''ne waale jaante hain
khoosh tum bhi nahi khoosh hum bhi nahi

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

I Hope You NeveR

I Hope You Never Come To Know of The Thousand Tears I ''ve Shed,I Hope You Never Come To Know That You Are The Reason Why I Cry, For Even One Tear in Your Eyes Is Enough To Make Me Die ..

Ek wafa ko panay ki

Ek wafa ko panay ki koshish me main ne,

zakhmi kr di hain wafain kitni

kitna masoom sa lagta hay ik lafz

"MOHABBAT"

or is lafz se munsalik hyn sazaaen kitni.

I m feeling so happ

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Can u close ur eyes

_ (-_-) _
Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

Thiz iz life withiout sweet frends... so have gud frend 4eva...like me!

Kyun Chhup K Mohabbat

Kyun Chhup K Mohabbat Kartay Ho
Sang Chalnay Ka Dam Bhartay Ho

Jo Shikway Gilay Hain Keh Dalo
Kyun Bat Kehnay Say Dartay Ho

Usay Bhol Jao Jo Guzar Gaya
Kyun Khud Say Itna Lartay Ho

Mujhay Bhi Khud Main Shamil Karlo
Kyun Tanha Aag Main Jaltay Ho

Be-Fikar Hojao Ye Jan Lo
Tum Meray Dil Main Bastay Ho

A Prayer When

A Prayer When I''m Weary
As Onward I Trod,

A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,

This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,

Not a Lot - Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.

Happy New Year.

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi

Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

Qabar khodi gai jb meri to pethrili zameen nikli.

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.

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Santa: My 8yr

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