Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 3021 views

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"ZINDAGI EK RAAT HAI"

"ZINDAGI EK
RAAT HAI"

Jiss Main Na Jane Kitney Khaab Hain,

Jo Mill Jayen Woh Apne Hain,

Jo Toot Jaain Woh Sapne Hain..

....Good Night....

I hope that you

I hope that you finally understand,
that I will love you untill the end,
because your not just my girl,
you are also my best friend

kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ..

kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ....

tum her kisi se muhbat ki umeed na kua kar..

Cheel Uri

Cheel Uri..

Kaw_Wa Ura..

Maina Uri..

Gadha Ura..

Ooopppps

Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->

LIFE has no rewinds

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW

Ek wafa ko panay ki

Ek wafa ko panay ki koshish me main ne,

zakhmi kr di hain wafain kitni

kitna masoom sa lagta hay ik lafz

"MOHABBAT"

or is lafz se munsalik hyn sazaaen kitni.

chalo maan lete

chalo

maan lete

tumhari khushi

ki khathir yeh bhi

tumhy chor dte hain.

kisi or ka hone dte hain.

per es baat ka

yaqeen dilao

tumhare jane k baad

tumhari yaad

mujhe kbi nai aye gi.

agr asa hi hu ga.

tu hum tumhy chord dte hain.

kisi or ka hony dte hain.

Miss u

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Love Don''t Ask

Love Don''t Ask
"Who R U?"

Love Only Says
"U R Mine"

Love Don''t Ask
"Where R U From"

Love Only Says
"U make My Heart To Beat"

Love Don''t Ask
"Why R U Faraway"

Love Only Says
"U R Always With Me"

Love Don''t ask
"Do U Love Me?"

Love Only Says

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
,
ho gaya na suitcase bann

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

Sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
Sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)

nazar uthaa kabhee gham

nazar uthaa kabhee gham ke siyaah-khaano''n par.
isee andhere ko aankho''n kaa noor hone de,

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Santa: My 8yr

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