Santa: My 8yr

Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

May, 22 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2839 views

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mujhey tum sey kuch

mujhey tum sey kuch kehna hai, ghaur sey sunna aur amal b karna,

"Susu kar k sona"!
warma ammi sey subha phir mar pardey ghee

love is when someone

love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...

Tumsa koi zamin

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

happiness is like

happiness is like a butterfly
the more u chase it , the more it eludes u...

but if u turn ur attention to other things,
it softly comes and sits on ur shoulder.

kisses Spread

kisses Spread Germs.
Germs Are Hated...
Come On Baby Kiss Me,
Coz I"m Vaxinated

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut

Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.

If you are ever in

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt

1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

MADAM:

MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye

Wishing you happy

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and chear of new year.

Love is like a flower

Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lots of tender loving care; and watch it bloom into something wonderful before your eyes.

Aksar uddas rehta hoon

Aksar uddas rehta hoon
Shehr-e-tanhaee say
Koi qaafila
Teri simt jata nahi
Kon hay jo teri khabar day
Mujhay !
Anjaan rahon pay
Gaye waqt ki dhool kay siwa
Kuch nahi..........
shayad iss lye mai aksar udaas rehta hon

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Santa: My 8yr

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