friendship means

Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,

u fell down in mud

i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

May, 05 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2201 views Funny

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what is faster than

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)

After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti

Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain

Memon Beemar Hua

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

Boy:I love u

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

husband and wife

Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
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Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai

love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

ek pathan jab hum

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

Whats difference

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

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