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.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........





KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
  

May, 24 2010     244 chars (2 sms)     2733 views       Funny

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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.


A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..

tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..

"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->


Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.

Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,
fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

"PA DE PA DE A V CASE MERE UTTAY PA DE"
SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"