To live a life

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

May, 24 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 1953 views Funny

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Misbah hum Sachin

Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy

Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy

Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...

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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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or
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!

Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!

Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

BEER Is Now

BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!

"DRINK"

Don''t DRIVE

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

Santa

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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