Count many star on the screen

Count many star on the screen
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...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
  

May, 24 2010     342 chars (3 sms)     1980 views       Funny

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Agar
Koi
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Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tu



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Mafi maang lo

Me bht rhm dil hun..

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay




chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..